June92013

worldwarbutts:

kuzannagi:

TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN

ting

(Source: iz0mbie, via constant-inconsistency)

2AM

thefrogman:

Sick burn, dude. 

(Source: bowlegschester, via blackestthanwhite)

May222013
potentialh-bomb:

rockybreaux:

profashionall:

never forget

i feel like my computer is gonna catch a virus just reblogging this…

i did not have sexual relations with that woman

potentialh-bomb:

rockybreaux:

profashionall:

never forget

i feel like my computer is gonna catch a virus just reblogging this…

i did not have sexual relations with that woman

(Source: ricequeen, via nanalianful)

12AM
mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.

mercuriesrising:

kirbyrightbackatya:

night-creeping-rascal:

kankristhighhighs:

In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him. 

#some people are destined for greatness

its always the math teacher who tells you you cant

Yes good.

(Source: oathkeeping, via damnfew)

May92013

(via yayjoanne)

April292013
consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:


My hamster is a mix of several different breeds. As a result he has patches on his body where his hair grows longer than than the rest, and to keep him comfortable we give him regular “haircuts”. But one oddity we never change is the long strand of hair that grows from his forehead. It’s just a single long tuff of fur. All we have to do is give it a little spin and he instantly becomes a fabulous unicorn.

this is the cutest thing i have seen in my entire fucking life

consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis:

My hamster is a mix of several different breeds. As a result he has patches on his body where his hair grows longer than than the rest, and to keep him comfortable we give him regular “haircuts”. But one oddity we never change is the long strand of hair that grows from his forehead. It’s just a single long tuff of fur. All we have to do is give it a little spin and he instantly becomes a fabulous unicorn.

this is the cutest thing i have seen in my entire fucking life

(via somethinglikeacreeper)

April282013
adriofthedead:

catbountry:

SHIT, POOH.
SHIT.


roasted

adriofthedead:

catbountry:

SHIT, POOH.

SHIT.

image

roasted

(Source: olitiau, via damnfew)

3PM

fuchsimeon:

tardisity:

bigplanssforthatfish:

reblogallthenerdythings:

we have literally created our own dialogue? language? here on tumblr and i think that is the most amazing thing ever please disregard my shitty editing skills

no listen this is actually really amazing because this is a real thing. i think this counts as a pidgin language. a pidgin language is basically a changed, simplified version of a language. you can change the spellings of words, pronunciation, grammar rules, or even make up new words. i think. i’d have to research it a bit more to be sure but i’m 90% sure this is right. if its not a pidgin language, then its a lingua franca but thats more used for trade and stuff like that. but still a new language. so yes, we’ve created our own language. we’ve changed the whole sentence structure. we can trail off sentences, say things like “i just cant”, and use words like ship, OTP, fic, fandom, feels, and ship names and everyone will understand what you’re saying. the part that i love most is how people go “OMGH IM CRIIY NIG SOIOO HARD” and understand each other. for example “IM LIUA GHMNIG”. that one was incredibly easy, but if you knew that said “I’m laughing”, congratulations. You speak a pidgin language. we can even say stuff like “Does anyone know of a Johnlock fic, at least 20k words, not a WIP, with no OCs, and is Post-Reichenbach? Or just a Destiel PWP would be great.” To someone not on tumblr, that wouldn’t make any sense. but you understood, didn’t you? One characteristic of a pidgin language is that you have to learn it like a second language. Another characteristic is that it is frequently changing. tumblr goes through many trends with how we talk. if i remember correctly, when i first made an account about two years ago, talking like this wasn’t quite as common. also, that thing of suddenly capitalizing your sentence is fairly recent. you know, when people go “the new epISODE IS TOMORROW”. Like one of the people up there said, all of this is awesome because how else do you easily show emotion and tone over the internet? we’ve even made a whole sense of humour that most people here share in. There’s so much more that I could talk about with this, but i’m tired and i may be entirely wrong about everything. but yes. people on the fandom side of tumblr who speak like this are speaking a new language

It’s more amazing when you think that the new language was developed almost exclusively through indirect communication.

Man I wish I still had linguisitics classes because I am sure this totally counts as a pidgin language…

(via damnfew)

April232013

fartgallery:

image

if this picture of me gets 14 million notes ill do a thing

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April222013

pippinstewardofgondor:

inebriatedpony:

Science!

what the fuck is this science bullshit

(Source: randomweas, via damnfew)

April202013
suppmaddie:

jawclench:

definitely going on my gay rights page

Favorite ever

suppmaddie:

jawclench:

definitely going on my gay rights page

Favorite ever

(Source: dragonb0nes, via yamtasticx)

8PM
sashayed:

 
Lamborghini mercyYour chick she so thirsty

sashayed:

 

Lamborghini mercy
Your chick she so thirsty

(via chubbiaznkid)

April182013
10PM
militarymom:

efrafasanktogrief:

This movie is on in the living room and it honestly makes me sick to my stomach.I do not respect the US military.I have no sympathy for those who willingly fuel the war machine.

My favorite movie!!! I used to watch it with my children!! LOVE IT!!! To those that enjoy FREEDOM but do not support Our Troops:  FUCK YOU!  AND YOU’RE WELCOME, FROM MY FAMILY OF WARRIORS THAT DEFENDS YOUR RIGHT TO BE A SELFISH PARASITE!!! =P no offense =) lol “me love you long time”

militarymom:

efrafasanktogrief:

This movie is on in the living room and it honestly makes me sick to my stomach.

I do not respect the US military.
I have no sympathy for those who willingly fuel the war machine.

My favorite movie!!! I used to watch it with my children!! LOVE IT!!! To those that enjoy FREEDOM but do not support Our Troops:  FUCK YOU!  AND YOU’RE WELCOME, FROM MY FAMILY OF WARRIORS THAT DEFENDS YOUR RIGHT TO BE A SELFISH PARASITE!!! =P no offense =) lol “me love you long time”

(via usmc-oorah)

10PM

(Source: thinksquad, via usmc-oorah)

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